This might just be a cyber-pirate

Here's the latest phish I received:

Phone: +1 (559) 761-0618 , Fax +1 (559) 340-6554Money Manager Assistant (part-time vacancy; Work at home, ; 2000 usd / month):We value your response back regarding the open vacancy Insurance Company is offering. We're currently seeking motivated and responsible individuals to attend the post of a 'Work at home Money Transfer Assitant'. This remote position itself covers a broad range of directions an individual would have to perform. It's a part time position, which let's you perform your duties directly from your home location. In the nearest future, we're planning to achieve the expansion of our company throughout the United States of America and United Kingdom, providing local offices and departments in the vast areas, where logistic and insurance services are definitely in demand. Until then, we're trying to fill in our personnel with new individuals, which will increase the efficiency of the services we're catering. If you wish to apply or have any questions regarding the position, feel free to contact me back either via e-mail. Hope to hear from you soon.In order to reduce the corporate overhead, we've implemented the thrift solution of disseminating bases of control over certain regions of the United States of America. It provides a great opportunity for beginners to participate in the standard operations of the future subsidiary departments. Besides the expansion project, the upcoming regional accountants are expected to learn a great deal about different realms of the insurance market mainly through digesting the experience gained from the large scale practical assignments. 1) This is part time work at home position and can easily combine this vacancy with any other work.2) The fixed salary is 2000 USD a month + 5% instantly from each payment processed by you.3) You will receive payments (Direct Bank Deposits and wire transfers) from client within United States and send it by instant payment sistem such as Western Union. You will receive 5% of processed amount.4) You do not spend your own money and there are no startup fees. All charges for withdrawal or transferring the money will be deducted from the payment.5) To start work with us you must only have basic checking account at any bank. Your financial information will never be disclosed to third parties.6) You can work 2-3 hours per day.7) This is not insurance sales position and you don't need to sell insurance, this is Money Transfer Assistant vacancy.8) Your education and status don't matter.9) We do not ask any personal information and we run business according to laws of the United States of America.Now I will explain the details of this job.1) An ACH or Wire transfer will be made to your bank account from our client. I'll let you know it's exact transfer amount and date.2) You should receive the transfer and send me the confirmation that you've received it. Then you'll have to cash out this transfer at your bank.3) Then you'll have to sent the money you took from you bank account via Western Union. I'll let you know all the necessary information on this transfer(the name of person who will receive the money and destination city/country).4) Then you should send an email to me to confirm the Western Union transfer is sent. This email should include sender's name, name of the city the transfer has been sent from, exact Western Union transfer amount, and Western Union MTCN (it's essential for receiving the money).5) We communicate with our agents mainly by e-mail, but we will also communicate by phone (if your e-mail is not available). It is your responsibility to check your e-mail daily and inform us about any change in your contact information. Supporting communication is your top-priority obligation.6) The fixed monthly salary which is 2000 usd will be sent to you by direct deposit after 30 day period from first transfer.Let's see how it works. For example, 2000 usd have been transferred to your account. The amount you'll receive for each transfer is 5% from the initial payment to your bank account. 5% from 2000 usd is 100 usd so you'll have to send 1900 usd via Western Union. Western Union fee(it's about 100 usd) should be deducted from 1900 usd.Please ask me with more questions or just let me know you're ready to get started.We do not need access to your bank accounts. This is information that you can see at any check and only let us to send ACH and Wire transfers to this accounts.Note: Actions depicted below, are authorized by Our Company, and therefore sustain legitimacy status. Our venerable organization doesn't condone or incite improper or out of border incentives, which may contradict to federal law.To apply, simply send a reply to our support department at HRManagerPIC273@gmail.com . We value your response and feedback.Respectfully,Julie Mathews. HR department.ID 4595832842

Sounds Phishey to me

Funny, this email was sent by a Dolliecib1955@hotmail.com but the return email is to angelamolen@gmail.com. Hmm...US work authorization, but no job description. Except that it is an intuitive role that requires critical reasoning, etc. This sounds very phishey.


Interested in working for a dynamic and fast growing company in one of the most prospective market spheres? Then this message is for you! We are looking for a reliable and hard-working person, who will become an integral part of our team, an important link between the clients and thecompany itself. The position is intuitively understandable, however, it will require high attention to details, extreme accuracy and perfect self-organization and motivation. You must be able to work independently, but not hesitating to ask for additional information or instructions. An ideal candidate must also possess the following qualities: - U.S. work authorization. - developed communication skills; - ability to solve problems and provide critical reasoning; - detail-oriented approach; - being a fast learner. We guarantee you: - free training and phone support; - excellent salary and compensation (bonus) package; - comfortable work environment - work from your home. Your income level will based solely on your personal performance. All positions will be filled immediately due to our recent expansion. If you ae willing to apply fo this position, please contact us: angelamolen@gmail.com

Looks like this one is another lotto phish:

ACCULOTTO.COM INTERNATIONALOFFICIAL SPONSOR:MERCEDES BENZ COPERATION(UK)C/ CRYDON 28089,LONDON.FROM: THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTORINTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPTATTN: Winner,We wish to congratulate you over your email success in ourINTERNATIONAL COMPUTER LOTTERY program held on 13th April 2009 toencourage internet users. This is a millenium scientific computer gamein which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimedat encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to buy ticketto enter for it. You have been approve for the star prize of£500,000 (Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds).To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent assoon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:CLAIMS MANAGER:MR.LOUIS GREYEmail:accuclaim42009@live.comIn order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please rememberto quote your reference number in every one of your correspondences.Batch No: MBL/980/TWM/SEticket number EL-23133Serial number EL-123542Ref: number EL-9318You are compelled to contact the appointed agent with the followinginformations for formal verification and confirmation:Your Full Names......................Age..................................Occupation...........................Present Contact Address..............Country Of Residence.................Phone Numbers & Country Code.........Once again congratulations !!!

Forget phishey or phooey

I'm having a hard time deciphering if this one is phishey or phooey. It looks more to be down right phoney. Especially the part that says they have nothing to "sale." It's kind of strange, because Dateline on NBC did a report on scams of this sort. Some red flags to look out for (I think) are "you will need to have an existing US bank account for processing the payments."

Dear Candidate,

After viewing your resume on ____________ we have decided to contact you regarding an offer for a well paid job. We are looking for a Financial Representative in the US.
The Financial Representative will work closely with our Financial Department to manage and process payment orders (checks) and to serve as the key conduit for those requirements. You will perform transfers for funds received as payments (from out clients) and support the company’s financial transactions by assisting with good communication skills and financial records.
· Duties will include light book keeping, invoicing, filing, data entry and document control
· Representative will be tasked to receiving payments via Bank Checks, processing these transactions and keep records as well as making the necessary money transfers
· Opportunity to work at home: maximum 2 hours each business day

Requirements
Knowledge to scan and print documents
Attention to detail and organized, with good communication skills both verbal and written
US citizen or permanent residence/green card holder
You will need to have an existing US bank account for processing the payments
No criminal record

Benefits
Work at home
Attractive bonuses and commissions with each order
Nothing to sale and no contact with our clients

Salary and commissions
Guaranteed commissions totaling up to $5,500.00 every month + $1,000.00 basis monthly salary
Commission: 10% from every processed order that you will receive upon cashing a check

If you would like to work for us, reply to this e-mail with the subject:
“I am interested”

I won a lottery, really?

How do people win lotteries of which they are totally unaware?

What's the catch?

UK NATIONAL ONLINE LOTTERY(HOME OFFICE).165 FULHAM PALACE ROAD W6 8JBUK.REF #: UKL/478593G9/19BATCH #: 01/209/AD16GOUR REF: 12190/14TICKET #: 112-4540-525-106 WINNING NOTIFICATIONWe are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today 03rd ofApril,2009 of winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMOTION PROGRAMME held on the Sat 21 March 2009. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:with Serial number 0149-16 drew the luckynumbers:01 31 32 33 36 38 (08) and a bonus number of 15, which ,subsequently won you the lottery in the second category.You have therefore beenapproved to claim a total of £5,515,082 in cash credited to file UXL/03920462943/07.For further Information about your Winnings,contact our Lottery Fiduciary Agent with the Below contact Information.Official:Sir.Hamilton OlafRepresentative office.10 Camelot close Thamesmead.London E280 ES Uk.Email:officialclearanceagent01@yahoo.com.hkPlease remember to quote your reference number as the subject of your correspondences with your claims officer.Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Yours Truly,Mr.Gareth K. LongstaffCo-coordinator(Online Promo Programme).Netasia WebMail

Introduction

Everyone,

After deleting a stupid note from my spam folder, I couldn't help but laugh at the pathetic nature of the note (I won't get into details). That said, I've decided to use this blogspot as a forum to post the pathetic spam notes, eerie requests, and jokes that land in your email and spam and any comments you might want to add.